My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Apr 18, 2014; Arlington, TX, USA; Texas Rangers starting pitcher Martin Perez (33) is handed a towel by shortstop Elvis Andrus (1) after getting a shaving cream in his face after defeating the Chicago White Sox 12-0 during a baseball game at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Mandatory Credit: Jim Cowsert-USA TODAY Sports 

Texas RangersMartin Perez celebrates after getting the final out against the Chicago White Sox , Friday, April 18, 2014, in Arlington, Texas. Perez threw a three-hitter in the 12-0Rangers win. (AP Photo/Tony Gutierrez)

Dallas StarsAlex Chiasson celebrates his goal with Jamie BennAlex Goligoski and Tyler Seguin  during the first period in Game 2 of the first-round NHL hockey Stanley Cup playoff series, Friday, April 18, 2014, in Anaheim, Calif. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

sheercompulsion:

you think you’re mentally prepared for the playoffs until you actually watch a playoff game

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

crosby-juice:

Someone get this man some dance lessons. 

mlb:

Who said baseball isn’t a contact sport?

(Source: mlbedits)

hossprey:

april 18, 2014: benn to chiasson and stars score first